Ooh! Media has gone for the safer options in choosing the winners of its Mr Big competition, which invited media agency folk to submit pictures of themselves “doing something big” while holding an Ooh! banner.

There were no prizes for OMD’s Sarah Williams, who posed naked in front of the Sydney Opera House, or her WA colleague Janine Gustavino, who posed naked on the toilet, or Initiative’s Robyn Li, who was pictured apparently masturbating.

The winners, who get dinner in New York with Sex in the City star Chris ‘Mr Big’ Noth, are Jessica Booth at Ikon, Mindshare’s Ben Burrett, Initiative’s Rebecca Paige, Jason Clark and Roisin Phelan at Mitchells, Hayley Richardson at MEC and OMD’s Olivia Geen.

The finalists were shortlisted based on “the creativity and relevance of their entry, likes and comments on facebook and also correctly answering the riddle that ‘big ads make big brands’, according to a press release.